
Finally, it’s mine!

I WENT TO THE POOL TODAY!

I WENT TO THE POOL TODAY!
man razors always seem to be better built than lady shavers
why am i expected to remove all hair from nose to toe with a rusty knife glued onto a cheap pink plastic stick on an almost daily basis
if it is insisted that i be as hairless as a sphynx with alopecia swimming in a vat of radioactive nair i should at least be given razors that can sustain a single session of chopping down the dense and beautiful forestry that covers my upside-down canada for fuck’s sake
I’m being an extra in a movie today and I got to meet the dude who does the geico gecko’s voice.