Finally, it’s mine!


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I WENT TO THE POOL TODAY!


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butts-crossing:

so close i can almost taste itimage


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I WENT TO THE POOL TODAY!


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believed:

man razors always seem to be better built than lady shavers

why am i expected to remove all hair from nose to toe with a rusty knife glued onto a cheap pink plastic stick on an almost daily basis

if it is insisted that i be as hairless as a sphynx with alopecia swimming in a vat of radioactive nair i should at least be given razors that can sustain a single session of chopping down the dense and beautiful forestry that covers my upside-down canada for fuck’s sake


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I’m being an extra in a movie today and I got to meet the dude who does the geico gecko’s voice.


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